that shaky thing your voice does when you’re confronting someone or speaking up for yourself is the worst damn thing it’s like you have no intentions of crying but your nervousness overcomes your vocal cords and you end up looking like such a weak shit
Tim Taylor, Domestic Erosion, 2003
That iron is all like “Fuck fuck fuck FUCK FUCK FUCKK”
someone was like hey do a flower beard thing and i was like okay
Petition for all men with beards to put flowers in them
Gail Simone, Wonder Woman: The Circle
Red like roses fill my dreams and brings me to the place you rest…White is cold and always yearning, burdened by a royal testBlack the beast descends from shadows!Yellow beauty! Burns gold!
thanks for coming to watch me draw this monster everyone <3
also it’s transparent
Fun at Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes.
The look on her face.
"I have been dealing with this for 10 years. You don’t even know."
|—||WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS AND WHY DO I KEEP SAYING IT?? MY MOM TOLD ME TO CLEAN MY ROOM TODAY AND I LOOKED HER STRAIGHT IN THE EYE AND SAID “BRUH” (via isnowfairy)|
“It had to happen eventually, so here it is! Promote ALS awareness AND extinguish evil at the same time!”
I have wanted to make an animated illustration since, about, a million years ago.
Hey, wow, this is my 7,777th post.
Done in Manga Studio 5 & Photoshop CS3
Took so many hours.
Still confused by all these notes.
do not think about your crush in an old sweatshirt with scruffy hair and a sleepy smile ok dont think about them humming to themselves as they make breakfast in this attire ok dont think about how the light hits them as they sit down across from you and eat breakfast ok just dONT
|—||The party after failing to learn anything about an NPC. (via outofcontextdnd)|
WOW! 100 feet down! Only …..5300 more to go. Oh boy. This might take a while.
im following this blog where this person is trying to knit a mile long scarf this is amazing and needs more recognition
when guardians of the galaxy finished and the credits started, a few people got up and started leaving and i said to my dad “this process is what i like to call ‘weeding out the weak’” and the woman in front of me heard me and laughed so hard she choked on her drink